Love Your Boston Terrier More Than Your Children? It’s OK – We Understand!
by Colleen Fernandez
in Featured, Jokes/Humor
Hello all my Boston terrier lovers! I found these lists on-line and would like to pass them along to you!
To All Non Dog Owners Who Complain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture.
3. I like my pets better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids
1. Eat less.
2. Usually come when called.
3. Easier to train.
4. Don't ask for money all the time.
5. Don't drink or smoke.
6. Don't hang out with friends who drink or smoke.
7. Never ask to drive the car.
8. Don't need to have the latest fashions.
9. Don't want to borrow your clothes.
10. Don't need a money for college, and …
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
If you agree with these let me know! Leave a comment 🙂
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